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Crapper Lavatory Paper.
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Top quality plain white loo roll, presented in a striking Victorian carton, complete with uncompromising nineteenth-century claims and statements. Our more up-to-date customers will be relieved to learn that the paper used is SOFT two-ply, and not the traditional product which reminded one of tracing-paper.
The carton announces, amongst other things, that this magnificent product has been awarded 27 gold medals at international exhibitions from the 1880s to the Great War. Furthermore many crowned heads have made the firm ‘By Appointment’ in gratitude, most notably His Imperial Highness the Tzar of All The Russians and His Royal Highness the Khedive of Egypt.
An ideal ‘stocking filler’, especially for those who already have everything else! Sold in packs of three, throughout the Empire.
“Experts agree it's the Number One product; the Royce of rolls.”
Barry Cryer, on the B.B.C. Home Service programme ‘I’m Sorry, I Haven’t a Clue’.
ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE WHO WANT FOR NOTHING.
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